They are Non-resident Pakistani by default!

They are Non-resident Pakistani by default!

Santa: The social media khadkus miss no opportunity to target our celebrity TV journalists. Why?
Banta: Yaar, they often play as journalist-clones of Pak-bred terror tycoons.
Santa: So what?
Banta: How can they be so blatantly anti-India without any reason?
Santa: They are said to be suffering from chronic Attention Deficiency Hyper Activity Syndrome(ADHAS) which, for secular-liberal brigade in India, is as good as having a compulsive feeling of being Non-resident Pakistanis (NRP).
Banta: But, being Indian, they could be anti-Pak as well.
Santa: This was possible only if India and Pakistan were friends.
Banta: Why?
Santa: In that case, being anti-Pak would automatically mean being anti-India too.
Banta: The secular-liberals are pro-Pak because it necessarily means being anti-India.
Santa: True.
Banta: But why?
Santa: They are the products of the education system that was raised to perpetuate the colonial rule. And, that was possible only if the educated people hated everything that was Indian.
Banta: You mean they do all this by default?
Santa: Praji, you got it right.