Santa & Banta on Gandhi, Patel and Nehru-Gandhis
Santa: How?
Banta: They say
his son-in-law’s name was Firoze Ghandy and his Anglicized surname was later
changed to Gandhi.
Santa: Great!
This is very democratic. The surnames of wife and husband both are carried
forward making it Nehru-Gandhi. But we know little about Mahatma Gandhi’s children?
Banta: It was so
desired by Gandhi Ji in the national interest and so also for the long life of
his children who had already suffered a lot at the hands of Gandhi Ji
himself.
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Santa: Nehru-Gandhis
sacrificed a lot during the freedom movement.
Banta: Many did much more but
their genius lay in turning all this into a dynastic rule.
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Banta: Yes, he was. He
undercut all who were greater than him.
Santa: Such as?
Banta: Patel &Bose.
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Banta: With Pilot @Pappu
&Weather ModiFied, it
can’t even take off.
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Santa: Chacha Nehru gave us
Children’s Day.
Banta: Ah! It’s Chacha Nehru's
birthday that brought us Red Rose & Jalebis in the school. Can’t we have Kashmir Problem Day, China War Day, and Nehru –Dynasty
Day too?
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Santa: Modi was not invited to the launch
of the yearlong celebrations marking 125th year of Nehru’s birth.
Banta: They don't want to
share the dynasty trade secrets with him.
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Santa: But you wanted to join
the celebrations committee?
Banta: Yes. If only I could
pass the Family First Test questions set by the then Accidental Prime Minister.
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Banta: To keep the Nehru –Gandhi
Dynasty in power through
Hindu -Muslim divide.
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Santa: Till recently we heard
so little about leaders such as Patel, Maulana Azad and JP?
Banta: The space was reserved
for the Gandhi members of the Nehru Clan.
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Santa: Why?
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Banta: Yes, for fear of losing
Nehru
to BJP, as they did Patel & Bose.
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Santa: What is Muslim Vote
Bank?
Banta: The Muslim voters were
forced to vote for Secular parties led by Congress under Nehru-Gandhis through
fear politics.
Santa: Is it a kind of Jazia
tax that they Muslims are paying for their protection.
Banta: Yes, if you wish. But
the Muslim elite are to be blamed no less for it.
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Santa: What could be the
scariest headlines today?
Banta: Rahul Gandhi To Be The
Next PM& MODI Elected Congress President.
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Santa: Congress has the most
promising young leaders yet Modi in his 60s is India’s youth icon today?
Banta: Congress remains a
Dynasty while BJP is a Political Party.
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Banta: BJP is just reclaiming Patel from the
dustbins of History on public demand.
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Santa: Indira Gandhi was
assassinated after turning a Sikh priest into a Giant Killer for easy votes?
Banta: But she stands closer
to Patel for her role in 1971 Indo-Pak War leading to the Mukti of Bangla speaking Muslims from the tyranny of Pakistan.
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Santa: What's this Patel vs.
Nehru talk?
Banta: Patel lived to
integrate over 500 princely states with India & Nehru died as its longest
serving PM after he couldn’t take the shock from the 1962 Chinese attack.
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Santa: Gandhi Ji is back in
action with Swachchha Bharat campaign of NaMo.
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Santa: Why can't SoniaJi say
bye -bye to her DAMAADji and BETAjI?
Banta: She is to them what Gandhari
was to Kauravas@100 sons.
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Santa: A sign
off prayer for the Congress of today’s Nehru-Gandhis and the SickUlar?
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