Santa-Banta on NEHRU-Gandhis, Gandhi, Netaji, Patel, Congress...

Santa-Banta on
NEHRU-Gandhis, Gandhi, Patel,  Azad, Bose, Congress...
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Santa: Is Gandhi Ji part of Nehru-Gandhi family?
Banta: No. #Nehru Ji used this #JUGAAD to turn #Congress party into a dynasty.
Santa: How?
Banta: They say his son-in-law’s name was #FirozeGhandy and his Anglicized surname was later changed to #Gandhi.
Santa: Great! This is very democratic. The surnames of wife and husband both are carried forward making it Nehru-Gandhi. But we know little about Mahatma Gandhi’s children?
Banta: It was so desired by Gandhi Ji in the national interest and so also for the long life of his children who had already suffered a lot at the hands of Gandhi Ji himself.

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Santa: Nehru-Gandhis sacrificed a lot during the #FreedomMovement.
Banta: Many did much more but their genius lay in turning all this into a  dynastic rule.

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Santa: Is it out of fashion to say ‘I love My #India’?
Banta: It was. Now they say it is Nation First, not Nehru-Gandhi Family First.

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Santa: Nehru was a great Leader.
Banta: Yes, he was. He undercut all who were greater than him.
Santa: Such as?
Banta: #Patel  and Bose.

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Santa: The Nehru -Gandhi dynasty Plane is not able to fly. Why?
Banta: With Pilot @Pappu and Weather ModiFied, it can’t even take off.

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Santa: #ChachaNehru gave us #ChildrensDay.
Banta: Ah! It’s Chacha Nehru's birthday that brought us Red Rose and  Jalebis in the school. Can’t we have #KashmirProblemDay, #ChinaWarDay, and #NehruDynastyDay too?

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Santa: #Modi was not invited to the launch of the yearlong celebrations marking 125th year of Nehru’s birth.
Banta: They don't want to share the dynasty tradesecrets with him.

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Santa: But you wanted to join the celebrations committee?
Banta: Yes. If only I could pass the Family First Test questions set by the then #AccidentalPrimeMinister.

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Santa: Why did Congress appease #Muslims?
Banta: To keep the Nehru –Gandhi Dynasty in power through
#Hindu -Muslim divide.

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Santa: Till recently we heard so little about leaders such as Patel, #MaulanaAzad and #JP?
Banta: The space was reserved for the Gandhi members of the Nehru Clan.

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Santa: I am fully for Gandhi.
Banta: So am I but not for Nehru-Gandhis.
Santa: Why?
Banta: I want Democracy not Dynasty.

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Santa: How could Gandhi Ji carry Nehru and Patel along?
Banta: He gave POWER to Nehru and Nation to Patel.

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Santa: They say that the Congress invite bypassed Modi on Children's Day.
Banta: Yes, for fear of losing Nehru to BJP, as they did Patel and #Netaji SubhashBose.

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Santa: What is Muslim #VoteBank?                                                                                                  
Banta: The Muslim voters were forced to vote for #Secular parties led by Congress under Nehru-Gandhis through fear #politics.
Santa: Is it a kind of Jazia tax that they Muslims are paying for their protection.
Banta: Yes, if you wish. But the Muslim elite are to be blamed no less for it.

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Santa: What could be the scariest headlines today?
Banta: Rahul Gandhi To Be The Next PM and MODI Elected #CongressPresident.

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Santa: Congress has the most promising young leaders yet Modi in his 60s is India’s youth icon today?
Banta: Congress remains a Dynasty while BJP is a Political Party.

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Santa:  Congress says BJP has hijacked Patel who was a Congressman. Why?
 Banta: #BJP is just reclaiming Patel from the dustbins of #History on public demand.

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Santa: #IndiraGandhi was assassinated after turning a #Sikh priest into a Giant Killer for easy votes?
Banta: But she stands closer to Patel for her role in 1971 Indo-Pak War leading to the Mukti of #Bangla speaking Muslims from the tyranny of #Pakistan.
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Santa: What's this Patel vs. Nehru talk?
Banta: Patel lived to integrate over 500 princely states with India & Nehru died as its longest serving PM after he couldn’t take the shock from the 1962 Chinese attack.

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Santa: Gandhi Ji is back in action with Swachchha Bharat campaign of #NaMo.
Banta: Nehru-Gandhi family has lost its Copyright  over him to the nation.

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Santa: Why can't SoniaJi say bye -bye to her DAMAADji and BETAjI?
Banta: She is to them what Gandhari was to Kauravas@100 sons.

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Santa: A sign off prayer for the Congress of today’s Nehru-Gandhis and the SickUlar?
Banta: O Lord! Please forgive them for what they did to the Wonder That Was India.