Its Santa's turn to be happy

Santa: Bro, I have decided to be unhappy with the Modi govt now.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Yaar, so many intellectualls and authors are unhappy with the regime.
Banta: Why are they unhappy?
Santa: They say it's intolerance and communal tension all-around.
Banta: Do you also feel so?
Santa: Not really.
Banta: Do your wife and children feel threatened?
Santa: No.
Banta: Are you an intellectual?
Santa: No.
Banta: It is your turn to be happy, bro.